Quotes on humor

You’re a monster…

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From now on, I’m not doing anything I don’t want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment, and success…

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up…

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Don’t ever call me mad, Mycroft…

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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning…

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires…

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Only in our dreams are we free…

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Laughter is carbonated holiness…

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I don’t like lollipops…

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Let’s be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading…

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