Quotes on humor

“I still can’t believe,” Michael said, sotto voce, “that you came to the Vampires’ Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire…

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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building…

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To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult…

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…slow and drunk is no match ..

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“Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?” “You may ask…

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She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong…

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I gave him my best cryptic smile…

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Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable…

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Room service? Send up a larger room…

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Why are they going to disappear him?’I don’t know…

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