Quotes on humor

The secret to humor is surprising…

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If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence…

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Other than the voices in my head, I think Im pretty normal…

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Bite me, Harry Potter…

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What doesn’t kill us makes us funnier…

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People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people…

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See, you think I give a shit…

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Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that…

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I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one…

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We do need a system, and we do need you and your ‘Bertos, and sometimes we need Sam to just come along and kick some ass…

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