Quotes by humor

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you…

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I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed…

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I love being a writer…

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Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons…

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Speak in French when you can’t..

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I still don’t belong to anyone – I am mine…

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Sweater, German wore by a child when its mother is feeling chilly…

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I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother…

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Ask us no questions and well tell you no lies…

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If at first, you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried…

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