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We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call ‘misdirected rage’…

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“Oh, of course,” said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead…

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I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true…

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The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bullshit…

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If you say were in this together, I’m going to hurl…

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Anxiety’s like a rocking chair…

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There’s no trouble in this world so serious that it can’t be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer…

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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you…

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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised…

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I am a believer in free will…

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