Quotes by humor

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience…

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Men are all the same, they think that because they came out of the belly of a woman they know all there is to know about women…

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I never met a man that I didn’t like…

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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat…

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I’ll not listen to reason…

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Ow! My brains!..

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I guess the sacrifice of my dignity is the only thing that will save us now…

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I really should come with a warning label…

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You look disappointed to see me, Zach,” Macey teased…

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I can’t abide people who go so..

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