Quotes by humor

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot…

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There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes…

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A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey…

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They can’t tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed…

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No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session…

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Electricity is really just org..

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Being a leader is making the people you love hate you a little more each day…

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Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects…

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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain…

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Age is always advancing and I’m fairly sure it’s up to no good…

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