Quotes by humor

Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher…

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I love you like a fat kid love..

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Don’t Panic…

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Holey? You have the whole worl..

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Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you…

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Deadlines just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face…

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Don’t talk to me…

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city…

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I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability…

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana…

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