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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can…

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There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, ‘Do trousers matter?’ “The mood will pass, sir…

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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks…

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An original idea…

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Some of the worst mistakes in ..

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day…

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You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn’t that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena…

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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last…

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Reyna sent me to get Percy,” Frank said…

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If I ever meet myself,’ said Zaphod, ‘I’ll hit myself so hard I don’t know what’s hit me…

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