Quotes by humor

Humor is laughing at what you haven’t got when you ought to have it…

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The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies…

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It’s a reflex…

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No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful…

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We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction…

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I can’t give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you’d set it on fire…

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We’re not retreating, we’re advancing in reverse…

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Adventures are never fun while you’re having them…

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I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter…

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I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything…

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