Quotes by humor

If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine…

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Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit…

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Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me…

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How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes…

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I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath…

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You’re a monster…

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From now on, I’m not doing anything I don’t want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment, and success…

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up…

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Don’t ever call me mad, Mycroft…

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Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning…

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