Quotes by humor

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong…

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I gave him my best cryptic smile…

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Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable…

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Room service? Send up a larger room…

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Why are they going to disappear him?’I don’t know…

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It’s never just a game when you’re winning…

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Well, sure, who doesn’t need a boyfriend? but realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by…

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Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale…

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Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college…

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Nothing’s a better cure for writer’s block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton…

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