Quotes by humor

Deadlines just aren’t real to me until I’m staring one in the face…

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Don’t talk to me…

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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city…

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I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability…

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana…

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Happiness is a warm puppy…

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If at first, you don’t succeed, try, try again…

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There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it…

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile…

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Never memorize something that you can look up…

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