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I hate reality but it’s still the best place to get a good steak…

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter…

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Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal…

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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world…

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I and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial highway shirts…

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“I still can’t believe,” Michael said, sotto voce, “that you came to the Vampires’ Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire…

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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building…

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To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult…

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…slow and drunk is no match ..

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“Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?” “You may ask…

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