Quotes by humor

I never gossip…

Topics: gossip, humor

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What’s that? That’s my attack poodle…

Topics: humor

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When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone…

Topics: humor

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Mirrors should think longer before they reflect…

humor mirrors relativity

Topics: humor, mirrors, relativity

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Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black…

black customer humor model-t

Topics: black, customer, humor

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Selfish, adj…

definition humor

Topics: definition, humor

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A word to the wise is infuriating…

communication humor

Topics: communication, humor

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I made this [letter] very long because I did not have the leisure to make it shorter…

Topics: humor, letter

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher…

delusion humor lunatics philosopher

Topics: delusion, humor, lunatics

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“Right,” Sadie said…

Topics: battle, humor

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