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Cheaters never prosper…

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Climate is what you expect weather is what you get…

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The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad…

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance…

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An empty stomach is not a good political adviser…

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I’m writing a book…

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking…

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like, who drinks as much as you do…

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My first words, as I was being born […

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else…

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