Quotes by humor

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day…

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You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn’t that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena…

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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last…

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Reyna sent me to get Percy,” Frank said…

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If I ever meet myself,’ said Zaphod, ‘I’ll hit myself so hard I don’t know what’s hit me…

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Carpe Scrotum…

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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment…

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We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything…

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Wait…

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Elend: I kind of lost track of time, Breeze: For two hours?Elend: There were books involved…

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