Quotes by humor

I can’t give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you’d set it on fire…

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We’re not retreating, we’re advancing in reverse…

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Adventures are never fun while you’re having them…

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I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter…

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I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything…

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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can…

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There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, ‘Do trousers matter?’ “The mood will pass, sir…

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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks…

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An original idea…

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Some of the worst mistakes in ..

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