Quotes by humor

It’s never just a game when you’re winning…

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Well, sure, who doesn’t need a boyfriend? but realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by…

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Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale…

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Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college…

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Nothing’s a better cure for writer’s block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton…

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If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine…

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Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit…

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Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me…

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How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes…

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I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath…

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