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To answer your question, you want me because I’m made of awesome…

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Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair…

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Do you think it’s possible for..

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I didn’t know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose…

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Think, think, think…

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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit…

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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs…

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Do you know what breakfast cer..

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I felt like an animal, and ani..

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The love of books is among the choicest gifts of the gods…

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