Quotes by humor

I’m writing a book…

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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking…

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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like, who drinks as much as you do…

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My first words, as I was being born […

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else…

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I never gossip…

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What’s that? That’s my attack poodle…

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When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone…

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Mirrors should think longer before they reflect…

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Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black…

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